Lisa´s Place

Hi people, I´m Lisa, Shelby´s best friend. Shelby put me in charge of my own page, she couldn´t have made a better decision, I must say.

First I want to give a message to all the young sexy male ducks out there...

I´m available! I´m young and I have adorable soft plush. I´m looking for a wealthy duck to build a nest with.
About me
I am a Millenium duck!! I was taken out of the supermarket soft toy orphanage shortly after
Christmas, and given as a special gift. My new owner still praises the day he got me.

About my first flying experience
Although I am the kind of duck that flies, my first trip I made in a little cardboard box that was send on its way to Germany. It wasn´t the most comfortable trip as the box was a bit narrow, and my wings were pressed against my body, oof!

Things I like to do
Nothing!!! Just relax and enjoy the day... hmmm, except for eating chocolate cookies, yum... that are served to me by my humble servant, Peter - who by the way is also my owner.
Things I dislike
Any kind of physical activity, the cat next-door, the silly tradition of wild ducks to fly south in winter - there´s no way in hell you will make me fly away from this cosy home!
 
Special talents
- Charm my owner with my fascinating personality and then force him to
  buy tons of chocolate cookies for me
- Detecting any sugar-containing nutrition in a 5-metres radius, no matter
  how good Peter tries to hide it
- Locating Peter´s secret hiding places.
Future aspirations
Marrying the handsome son of a rich cookie-factory owner.
This is the person who put me in the box and sent me off to Germany, on the odd occasion she comes and visits me and checks if Peter is taking good care of me.
 
Contact
Ducks who think can live up to my standards, can send an eMail to:
lisa.duck@gmx.de